ben-c:
“ 12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name
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nentindo:

okaynadine:

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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

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ofools:

juliemangoes:

morgluxia:

parrotiny:

mediocrechick:

parrotiny:

i want to know what bears think sometimes

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ofools:

juliemangoes:

morgluxia:

parrotiny:

mediocrechick:

parrotiny:

i want to know what bears think sometimes

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new acronyms

blankslate:

smao- suffering my ass off
sol- suffering out loud
rofs- rolling on the floor suffering

you were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew

aobabe:

*picks u up princess style*

*slam dunks u into the trash*

uumans:
“the-stray-liger:
“turnthehourglassover:
“intergalacticju:
“opticallyaroused:
“A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass
” ”
that’s amazing
”
i just realized it’s not just pieces of glass
they’re shaped as paper planes
the piece can be complete...

jess-b-xo:

warrior-princess-4ever:

homfrog:

What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.

The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.

What the fuck

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